sandy47 2007-1-15 19:56
见不得人
周末，老婆正在屋里做面膜，突听楼下邻居在喊：“小梅，小梅，你家来客人啦！”
我老婆一听，忙躲进卧室，对4岁的儿子说：“培培，你快去客厅帮妈妈招呼一下客人，你看妈妈这个样子咋能见得人嘛。”
懂事的儿子赶忙开门出来，对来访的客人说：“我妈妈一会儿就出来。”
“你妈妈躲在屋里干啥哪？”客人问道。
天真的培培非常爽快地回答道：“我妈妈正在干一件见不得人的事。”
雾中花 2007-2-26 08:52
“医生，你能不能告诉我，”鲍勃问，“对于一个看上去很正常的人，你是怎样判断出他有智力缺陷的呢？”“再没有比这容易的了，”医生回答，“问他一个简单的问题，简单到所有人都知道答案，如果他回答得不干脆，那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要问什么样的问题呢？”“嗯，你可以这样问，‘库克船长环球旅行了三次，但是在其中一次的途中他去世了，是哪一次呢？’”鲍勃想了一会儿，紧张的回答道，“你就不能问另外一个问题吗？坦率地说，我对历史了解的不是很多。”
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"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."